- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Knock Knock. Doors open

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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