- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What stops a train? A missile

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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