- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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