- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

You are joking right?

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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