A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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