- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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