- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

SHUT UP JP

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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