- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How many light bulbs? 1

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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