My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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salad days!

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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