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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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