A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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