- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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