whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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