- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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