- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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