What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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