- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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