Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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