- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

knock knock go away

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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