Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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