- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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