Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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