Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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