- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

You are joking right?

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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