- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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