- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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