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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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