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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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