- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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