Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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