Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

A guy walks into a bar

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

A sober Irish individual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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