- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

how man

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