- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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