How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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