What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Tucker Rivera

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Anti Joke

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