- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Gretta has five legs? -no

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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