What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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David Cameron

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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