- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What hurts like hell? HELL

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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