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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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