- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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