- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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