Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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