Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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