why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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1+1=2

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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