Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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