A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

why did the blue berry cross the road

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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