- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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