- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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