Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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A joke

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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arse

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Chuck Norris died.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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potato

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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