The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Lacrosse

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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DERP

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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A black succeeds

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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