- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

NEVER

Kim Kardashian.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

The WNBA.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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