A black succeeds

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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