What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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I love you very much.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Anti Joke

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