- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

The Aristocrats

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

The mets are 3-0 this season

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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