What's green and wheels? Your mom.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Why Because

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Obama

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Brett Farve

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Potato salad

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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