What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Carlton

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Kate

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Black people are innocent.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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