Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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The jets are a good team..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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