a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Freedom of Speech

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9/11

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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