- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

I got shot, you laughed

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Women's rights

jokes r dumb

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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