Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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American healthcare.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Global Warming.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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