wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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