- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

does this look unsure to you?

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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