A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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