if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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