whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What is Jason? Black.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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black people. that is all...

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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