why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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