a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Lockerbie bombing

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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I got shot, you laughed

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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