when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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guess what?

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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