A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Five guys one rape.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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I can't see my forehead

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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