- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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