You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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knock knock... ...no answer

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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