What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Burp

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