- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Paper or plastic? Yes...

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

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