- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do you call a black man? Rob

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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