- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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