What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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69.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Anti Joke

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