- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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