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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

An Asian with a big dick.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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