Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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A pope meets another one

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Lololol

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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