What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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womans having rights.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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