what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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dat shoe shine tho

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Indians

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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