- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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