A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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