Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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