- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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