- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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