womens rights.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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There's my tractor.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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