- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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