- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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